Future Ex-Husbands - He's My Type, But I'm Not His...

Ever notice all of the incredibly delicious "out" men in Lala Land...

Oh well,

eye candy is eye candy!

Kyan Douglas

Neil Patrick Harris

Rupert Everett

Happy Sunday!

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Future Ex-Husbands - Mmmm, Talk to Me...

I really don't think this man needs any introduction.

The sound of his voice alone makes me giddy.

And he's pretty easy on the eyes....

Yum.

Too bad these pictures don't talk.

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Future Ex-Husbands - Ahhh, NOW I Get It!

Happy Sunday!

It's time, once again, to share with you my Future Ex-Husbands List.

If you're new to Only Parent Chronicles, click HERE to learn about

The List.

You can also click HERE to see who has graced the pages of #FEX previously.

So, Fave Cousin frequently sends me text messages detailing who she would like to see featured an an #FEX.  I have asked her on more than one occasion to do a guest post, but she is adamant that she is not a blogger and is 100% placated just texting me and waiting for her dream guys to show up here.

Anydemandingcousin, Friday night I received a text asking if Jake Gyllenhaal had ever been featured.  As I can't think of a single role of his that has make me contemplate keeping him for my own, I told her no.  Then I started searching Google Images to see what all the buzz was about. And I learned...

Yeah.... I want one.

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Future Ex-Husbands from The Blue Zoo

Hey gals, (and maybe some guys) it's Stephanie from The Blue Zoo. I finally get to do a FEX post!! Yay! I was so excited when That One Mom said I could, my mind immediately started dreaming of all sorts of hotties.

I have a some what quirky taste for future ex-husbands it would seem.....

When I was a teen and I saw the movie Shout, Jamie Walters became my first future ex-husband choice. When he snuck into the wardens daughters bedroom - my heart was a-going pitter pat for sure! The sweet bad boy thing gets me going.

I don't know what it is about Tim Roth from the show Lie To Me, but he's a hottie. I think it's about the cocky, sexy, know-it-all attitude he has on the show. A man with that kind of confidence is HOT!

Oh, and then there's Vin Diesel. There's always Vin Diesel. I have been drooling over his pictures for over an hour trying to pick a picture for this post. As you can see, I couldn't pick just one. Could anyone? When he smiles he has a very sexy boyish look about him. His sexy arms give me butterflies! I just wanna eat him up for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert!!

Whew! All right I am off to take a cold shower!

Which hottie makes you need a cold shower?

Future Ex-Husband's - My Favorite Man In Chicago

Happy Sunday!

I am away this weekend, spending some much needed time with loved ones in Chicagoland.

My trip got me to thinking about a man I spent a lot of time fantasizing about as a kid.  I always hoped that one day I would run into him on the streets of Chicago.

At 32, I can sadly say, I've had not such luck.

Ladies, I bring you one of my ALL TIME favorite actors,

John Cusack!

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Future Ex-Husbands - Yummy McKenzie

I was browsing the internets this weekend and came across this blast from the not-so-distant past. 

Remember Benjamin McKenzie?

I'm not entirely sure what he's doing these days, but I wouldn't complain about a chance to set eyes on him weekly.

Happy Sunday!

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Future Ex-Husbands - Cougar Style

A few years ago, pre-Justin Bieber, The Girl was bananas for a little movie called "High School Musical" 
At the time, I remember thinking to myself, that Troy kid is a cutey.  I don't remember boys looking like that when I was in high school. (My children have recently been going through my old year books and my suspicions have been confirmed.  Boys DIDN'T look like that.)

Fast forward a few years, and the young, yummy Zac Efron has become legal...  And HOTTER. (Who would have thunk it possible?) 

I feel considerably less creepy talking about his deliciousness now that he's in his 20's.  I hope you do, too.

Future Ex-Husbands - Baby Daddies

Happy Sunday!

  It's time again for your favorite feature here at Only Parent Chronicles, the Future Ex-Husbands list!  To all of my newer followers, click HERE to learn what this is all about.

This week, I happened to be paging through People Magazine and saw pictures of  hot Hollywood dads chillin' with their tots.  That got me to thinking, what famous daddies would I put on The List?

Well, here they are...

Seriously, there were some STEAMY pictures of this man.  Some of them made me think really naughty things about someone else's husband! *blushing*

I chose to keep it PG...

 (As PG as any image of David Beckham can be when a woman is left alone with her imagination...)

What can I say about Usher?  His music keeps me movin' and he is sooo easy on the eyes.

I'm not sure what's hotter about Tim McGraw, the fact that he's a doting dad or CUH-RAZY in love with his B-E-A-U-tiful wife...

Which leads me to the Throwing Mike a Bone link...

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Four Great Reasons to Love the Twins

 

I am a baseball fan.  I have been since I was a little girl.  Growing up in a "Cubs family", naturally, I cheer for the Cubs.  My #1 baseball team, however, is the Minnesota Twins.  I remember as a child going to the Metrodome to see my Twinkies play.  Back in the days of Kent Hrbek, Kirby Puckett, Dan Gladden, Bert Blyleven, Greg Gagne...  I loved to go to Twins games.  I remember when they won the World Series in 1987.  My mom took us out of school that day to attend the rally at the dome.  Sooo much fun. 

Twins baseball is a lot different than it was when I was a kid.  They haven't won a championship since 1991.  Although they have been division champs many times in the last 19 years, they just can't seem to beat those damn Yankees... (That's a dirty word in my house.)

This year begins a new era for the Twins.  Target Field is bringing outdoor baseball back to Minnesota and I am so excited!!!  I understand that baseball can be boring for many women.  It isn't boring at all.  To entice you into watching, I have four very good reason to begin watching Twins baseball.  Even if it's only a little bit at a time.

Nick Blackburn #53 Pitcher

Nicky B. was called up to the bigs in September of 2007, where he began as a relief pitcher.

He worked his way into the starting rotation for the 2008 season and has won the title of my baseball boyfriend as well...  I'm sure his wife doesn't mind.

J.J. Hardy #27 Short Stop

Don't let the silly uniform on this boy fool you!  The Minnesota Twins acquired this yummy short stop in a trade for Carlos Gomez this season.  He has already hit 2 homeruns this regular season and we're only 1 series in!  He also has the same b-day as The Girl!

Justin Morneau #33 1st Base

This young man made his major league debut with the Twins in June 2003.  He has had the hearts of Minnesota girls swooning since.  While I have always been a HUGE Kent Hrbek fan (another 1st baseman), Justin is definitely easy on the eyes and is VERY good at his job.

Joe Mauer #7 Catcher

This hometown hero just signed a $184 million dollar contract that will keep his cute little butt here for another 8 years.  This contract was not only the biggest in history for a catcher, but the biggest in the history of the Twins.  This St. Paul boy has been an amazing contribution to the team AND he gets to live out his dreams by playing ball for the team he grew up watching.  Lucky boy.

Sadly, there is no Throwing Mike a Bone feature this week...  I just can't think of anything Twins related that would tickle a man's fancy.  Sorry...

Twins home opener is tomorrow at 3pm CST vs. the Red Sox!  Make sure you tune in.  The game has been sold out for months, but The Man and I are going to try to get scalped tickets.  Wish us luck...  Cheer for the BoSox if you like, but they haven't had any good eye candy since Johnny Damon sold his soul to the Devil.  And Big Poppy seems to be in a hitting slump.  I heart the BoSox, but not when they're playing my boys...

GO TWINS!!!

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I'll Give You a Hint

In a couple of weeks, the damn fam will be heading out on  the 2nd Annual Big Fat Family Road Trip.  This will be the last Future Ex-Husband's Post I do until I return.  Never fear, my beloveds, Alicia at It Ain't Easy Being Cheesy and Daffy at Batcrap Crazy will be providing our eye candy selections on the Sundays I am away.  Today, however, I thought I would give you a hint about one of our stops along the way, using visual clues!

All of these yummy men are in a show that takes place in one of our destination towns.  Much to my chagrin, I don't think I'll be hanging with any of them...but if they happen to be reading, HEY, let's have lunch!

Hey guys, this Throwing Mike a Bone link is for you!

P.S. If anyone was wondering the name of

this guy from last week, it's Matthew Bomer.

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