Here are their lists, along with the likelihood of all of their Christmas dreams coming true...
The Boy's Christmas Wish List
bike ~sounds good
XBox (new kind) ~um, just got you your XBox LAST Christmas
new bed ~soon, hold your horses, kid
room painted ~again, soon!
iPod songs ~no problem!
more privileges - stay up later ~ SURE! As soon as you can get up with an alarm clock!
Assassins Creed Brotherhood pick
HALO Reach one
COD Black Ops video
Fable 3 game
more freedom of speech - allowed to says words such as "damn" ~ FAT FRICKING CHANCE!
Armani suit (optional) ~BWAHAHAHAHAHA
1600 Microsoft points ~maybe? what are they used for?
The Girl's Christmas Wish List
a new cell phone, iPhone, or touch screen ~I'm pretty sure you lost your cell phone privileges indefinitely due to BAD texting choices.
more clothes from Justice and new clothes from Pac Sun, Elmo T's, Hello Kitty T's, more super skinny jeans, anything I like ~that's pretty broad, how 'bout a gift card and we call it good?
laptop or iPad ~PSHAW!
a football ~um? ok? a football it is...
big sweatshirts like the ones I take from The Boy ~QUIT TAKING YOUR BROTHER'S STUFF!!! GEEZ!
more Osiris high tops ~like plural? you want more than one more pair? do I look like Mommy Warbucks?
3 duck bill DC hats ~I am so not supporting that fashion statement
hair clips ~sounds good! now quit taking mine!
long boy shorts ~just the other day you asked me for booty shorts! make up your darn mind! (if I tell you I prefer the booty shorts will you say long shorts? *fingers crossed*)
new bed covers just 4 me ~I found some cute Bobby Jack ones on CSN!
a scrapbooking kit 4 me and u ~I'm not so much into scrapbooking, how about that one is just for you?
new pillows 4 me and me only ~define pillow. do you mean pillow pillows or pillow pets?
more Patriots jerseys ~I am happy to oblige anyone's Patriots habit!
2 be able 2 watch Jersey Shore ~NOT IN THIS LIFETIME!
The Man's Boy's Christmas Wish List
Lego Winter Toy Shop ~12 year-olds are still into Legos?
Lego Winter Village Bakery ~it would appear so...
iPod Touch ~because the Nano your dad bought you last Christmas just isn't good enough...
Hexbug nano set ~HEY! these are cool! thanks for the idea for my nephews!
Nerf Spectre REV ~sure! I'd love to send big 'ol Nerf guns back to your mom's with you!
Nerf Barrel Break ~woah, that's a big gun... maybe we should ship it directly to CO
Nerf Stampede ~another one? who do you wanna off, kiddo?
Lego Claw Catcher ~more Legos? ok?