It's a Monday Minute!

It's time to play along! 

While I'm not typically a meme person, I have been known to play along from time to time.  When I received an email from Ian with this week's Monday Minute Questions, I knew deep in my heart of hearts, that today, I had to play...  So here is it folks, Monday Minute, with Ian at The Daily Dose of Reality.  Head over, link up, check out some other peeps' answers.  Why?  Because it's just so much fun.

1. Ever take a shit in the woods?

    Yes.  Yes, I have...  In these woods, to be exact.

2. If you won $1000, what's the first thing you would do with it, besides give me a cut?

    $1000  really isn't THAT much money, so to get the most "bang for my buck", I'd go shopping. Specifically, I'd go shopping for jeans and make-up, and maybe a handbag.... (And no cut for Ian.)

3. What's your favorite phrase?

     "Shut the front door!!"  Translation:  "Shut the fuck up!!"

4. Fill in the blank - The world would be a better place if The Pile left the planet.

5. How do you take your coffee or tea?

    Black, unsweetened...  Lattes and cappucinos with skim milk.  No sugar, no flavoring...  Per a recent Twitter discussion among friends (You know who you are!), it has been determined that coffee is the drink of the gods. (Erin, you were over-ruled.)