Tuesday, January 26, 2010

The Latest Tuesday Craze! Just Say Thank You!

That's right folks, it's the latest new craze!  Wanna let someone know just how much you appreciate their inadequacies?  Are you itching to point out someone's raging case of S.A.L.S?
Now is the moment you've been waiting for!

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Dear Douchebags Sitting at the End of My Bar,
Thank you so much for coming in tonight.  Because you chose to patronize my place of work this evening, I have learned that all douchebags are not created equally.  You, gentlemen, are a special kind of douchebag.  Men like you make me so thankful to have found the one I call my own.
Sincerely,
Pleasant and Pleased Bartender

Dear Bingo Caller,
Bingo tonight was AWESOME!!  I'm so grateful for the speedy number reading tonight.  I may not have gotten all of the numbers you called marked AND I may have missed out on winning a bingo or two, BUT I got home at such a reasonable hour!  Thanks so much for having my full night's sleep in mind!
Sincerely,
Fan of Speed Bingo

Dearest Illegal Immigrant Plowing Company,
I'm writing to let you know what a bang up job you've done taking care of all of this snow we've had.  The experience you've had plowing snow in your home country of Mexico is evident.  There is truly nothing that makes me happier than my road being about 2 1/2 feet narrower and an entire sandbox in my driveway.  The latter makes sweeping and vacuuming so much darn fun!
Keep up the good work!
Happy Minnesotan


22 comments:

adrienzgirl said...

OMG, that last one had me freakin' crying! LOVE IT!!!

Michele said...

Those were great!!

That last one was hysterical!!

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

I am cracking up over the snow dudes!! Love it!!

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

You must see a lot of douchebags in your line of work. How do you maintain any faith in humanity?

singedwingangel said...

lmbo@ all of them too hilarious...

Erin said...

We have some issues with the peeps doing the plowing here in Kansas, too. Drives me insane! I am sick of the salt & sand, and my car is a mess. Ugh!

p.s. love the douchebags at the bar. I think one of them may have been from Continental Airlines (see my notes from today, lol)

Daffy said...

The snow removal one! BWAAAHAAAAAA! My sister had half her front yard scraped away and her mailbox. They totally missed the street!

And yes...the douchebags...hope they tipped well :O)

Kat said...

LOL! Snow Removal! AHAHAHAHAH! That's hysterical!

June said...

We actually have full blooded American's plowing the roads around here but they like to plow your front lawn too - Can't seem to figure out where the side of the road is...
So in the spring we all get to rake the gravel back onto road and do major repair to the gouges in the lawn. Complete idiots!

Tattoos and Teething Rings said...

Ah, the douchebag, an ever-growing breed of American male. My husband is a bartender, too, so he's used to it. Kind of.

Dual Mom said...

hahhah speed bingo! Love it!

We get the same thing here. I particularly like it when they lift the bucket of the plow and forget to put it back down for a few km.

Tracie said...

Maybe if I start hanging out at your bar Hubs will actually get lucky.

Nah.

Mike said...

LMAO I always love these. I tried doing it a while back, but couldn't get it to work.

The Blue Zoo said...

I used to bartend. So I am very familiar with that special breed of douchebags.

Amy said...

Found you through Diary of a mad bathroom! Love the illegal immigrant plowers!
That is both hysterical and annoying as hell!

Nancy@ifevolutionworks.com said...

I wouldn't expect an "You're welcome" from the douchebags.

Just a hunch.

Nancy C said...

As I drive around after the most recent snowfall, I see not one, not two but FIVE mailboxes. Makes me proud know that work ethic is still out there...

Great blog!

Amira said...

LOL! Snarky thank you's. The world could use so much more of these!

Enjoy your writing style and am sorry for being remiss on visiting your blog.

Holly Ann said...

i soooo love sarcasm... BINGO! ~ this was too funny...

Juliana said...

Thank you so much for your comment on my blog...it meant soooo much to me. I am here if you ever want to talk. Thank you for posting this too--it made me laugh for the first time today!

Coachdad said...

Too funny... loved the last one. Great blog!

Andrea (ace1028) said...

Sigh, love it. HATE [many] people, but love this! ;)

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