Entertaining is Overrated

I don't generally do a lot of entertaining in my home.  It is small, I have a pile of pets, and my kids are pigs with zero willingness to pick up after themselves.  It doesn't matter how often I go through and pick up after them, as soon as I leave the room, another mess appears.

Currently, my coffee table is serving as a home to coloring books, a sombrero, crayons, and empty glasses. Did I mention food and drink are not allowed in the living room?

I've tried desperately over the years to eliminate the extra junk that just piles up and takes up space. Sadly, new junk just springs up in it's place.

On Tuesday, I am opening my home up to ladies from work and hosting a jewelery party.  To do this successfully, I will have to corral the dogs in my bedroom, lock the cats in the downstairs bathroom, and sell my kids to gypsies.  I also need to locate a wardrobe with a hole leading to Narnia so I can shove all the extra junk through and not have to worry about it mysteriously reappearing in my living room.

Bwahahahaha! Wish me luck!

P.S. Stay tuned for some awesome stuff coming down the pike from CSN!