Thursday, November 5, 2009

Love Is Poop





My children are brilliant.  (HAHAHAHAHA!!!  Whose kids aren't really?!?!?)

But really, any parent can relate.  Every day they do something that completely floors me. 

Yesterday, when I was picking the kids up from school, The Girl's para handed me a pile of books she had written using 3x5 index cards.  I chuckled when Miss Pauline handed these to me, because The Girl has been on a writing kick since they had a professional author in their class for Writer's Workshop all last week.

Going thru the pile, I saw various titles like: Cats, The Sun, Plouto (all items are spelled as The Girl spelled them), Cows, Fun & Me...  All very interesting topics, I'm sure you can imagine.  The one that really stuck out, though, is called Love is Poop.

Yes.  You read that correctly.  The book is called Love is Poop. 

So.....  Here's the story ! (Again, all things spelled as The Girl spelled them.)

I say Love is poop.

It never works out.

That's way I say Love is poop!

And boy's are smelley.

So make shure you have a non smelley boy.

So Love is POOP!

The End

Ok, originally I was sitting in the hallway at school laughing my ass off at how funny this story is.  But the more I think about it, I wonder, what on Earth have I taught this poor girl?!?!?!  Is she already bitter and jaded at 9?  I hope not.

I still think it's hilarious.

I shared it with all of the regular customers at work tonight.  We had some good laughs.

I think I'm going to save it and give it to her on her wedding day....

24 comments:

The girl with the flour in her hair said...

That's really funny! Love can indeed be poop.

Boys are smelley.

Fruitful Vine2 said...

Never heard that take on love before. Visiting via SITS. Congrats on being 1st on roll call.

Anniki :) said...

Hehe, boys are smelly :) I like that! Children always know best.

Yaya said...

Oh my gosh, too cute.


Congrats on being the first sits commenter today!

The Rambler said...

That's GREAT!!

And totally save it for her wedding day.

Visiting from SITS.

Love your blog.

Complicated Mama said...

Just found your blog through SITS. Love it

Sometimes I wonder where kids come up with this stuff.

My son -4yrs old was singing his own rap song yesterday and the lyrics were
"Look at my face- come on girl... gimme some space"

Im raising a 4yo commitaphobe.

Kitty Moore said...

That reminds me of when my daughter said she wouldn't be getting married because 'husbands are too much bother' (she was six at the time). Made me laugh then I got worried (her father and I divorced when she was 3). Had to explain that some husbands aren't any bother at all! It really is a minefield...

Beth said...

That is the PERFECT wedding gift! You probably haven't jaded her... have you smelled the boys in her class? She may be on to something.

Millennium Housewife said...

Enter it into a poetry competition, and keep her age quiet. I BET it'll win - it's hilarious.

Mary K Brennan said...

That is definitely a keeper. Kids are so creative. My little guy is going through this phase of giving mommy a card everyday. Most are filled with hearts. But occasionally I receive one with a dinosaur or a piece of poop....Priceless!

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

That girl is a genius! Prepare yourself for a book tour because, I would buy that!

blueviolet said...

There are some very basic truths in that poem. That's good stuff!!!

Momma G.Love said...

That is hysterical!

...stopping by from SITS...

Steph @ Stick It in the Fridge

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Twincerely,Olga said...

that is soo funny!! I might have to share that story!!

Twincerely,Olga said...

and congrats. on being #1 this morning!!

Daffy said...

Definitely save it!!! I find it is rank with truth (pun intended). She's a very insightful little gal! I'm sure you are very proud...

Tattoos and Teething Rings said...

The Girl is wise beyond her years :) And I definitely think you should hold on to that for future blackmail/torture!

Briana said...

I think the real test of love is vomit. If a man holds your hair up while you vomit, or you don't care when your child vomits on you, your bed, the floor, etc., then it's true love :)

Eva Gallant said...

That child is wise beyond her years!!lol You definitely need to give this to her on her wedding day!!

Just stopped by from SITS to say hi; hope you'll do the same.

kys said...

She has unlocked one of the mysteries of the universe right there. Obviously, she's a genius.

tammy said...

LOL...that is definitely a keeper!! Put that story right into a memory box. :)

Stopping by from SITS to say Hi!!

I Wonder Wye said...

Hey -- the girl is profound! Definitely, bind it and present it to her during the wedding day toast! ;)

Nancy@ifevolutionworks.com said...

You have GOT to dave that book for her wedding day. It's the greatest!

Tracy said...

Love is Poop! RFLMAO wise beyond her years!

Stopping by from FFF/MBC's mom link round up to say Hi!

Tracy
Ascending Butterfly
http://ascendingbutterfly.blogspot.com

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